Let Us Laugh Heart & Soul – Part 2
1. Q. Why is marriage is like a violin?
A. After all the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.
2. A young woman is divorced after only a few years of marriage, and it is not long before her friends begin to ask her if she is thinking of marrying again.
Right now, no," the young woman answers "I've hardly begun to enjoy using the remote control."
3. A man complained about having had two unhappy marriages. His first wife divorced him and his second wife wouldn't.
4. Jack is telling his friends about his recent divorce.
"Yeah, she divorced me for religious reasons. She worshipped money and I didn't have any."
5. Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
6. "Grandma, how long have you and Grandpa been married?" asked young Nina.
"Fifty years," Grandma replied.
"That is so wonderful," exclaimed Nina. "And I bet in all that time, you never once thought about divorce, right?"
"Right Nina. Divorce, NEVER. Murder, lots of times."
7. One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants.
The man says “Oh just a beer”.
The bartender asked the man “What’s wrong, why are you so down today?”.
The man said “My wife and I got into a fight, and she said she would’nt talk to me for a month”.
The bartender said “So whats wrong with that”?
The man siad “Well the month is up tonight”.
8. Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single.
One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"
Thomas replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."
His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."
A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"
With a frown on his face, Thomas answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much."
The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"
Thomas replied, "My father doesn't like her."
9. A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity:
Looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed.
Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long?
Hit the damn ball!"
The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse.
I want to make this a perfect shot."
"Forget it, man," says his partner.
"You'll never hit her from here."
10. The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked,
“You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket.
Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”
“Why?”
“Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”
Thank You,
Swami Aaron
(Dr. Aaron Thomas)
Psychotherapist | Author | Spiritual Master
Email: swami.aaron@gmail.com
Website: https://UltimateBliss.in
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· Cosmic Psychology: Science of Consciousness & Bliss
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· Quantum Jump into God
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· In Love with All Beautiful Women
In Love with Linda
~ By Aaron Thomas